Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am one with the molecules
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
