anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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