Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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