Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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