im having a threesome with these popsicles
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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