Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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