i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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