"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Acid is not a monday night drug
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
