I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I love having hate sex.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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