in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Randomize