Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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