come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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