Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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