i barfeds in our rink
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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