Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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