Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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