you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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