scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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