you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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