woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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