I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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