dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
