the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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