No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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