Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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