I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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