it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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