Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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