think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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