ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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