the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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