But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got inside last night via doggy door
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
