so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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