"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
