I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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