Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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