Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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