Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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