Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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