Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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