i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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