i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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