so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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