He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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