oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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