Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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