That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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