Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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