Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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