so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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