If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
