just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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