He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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