I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
